This new Tesla is the best car money can buy

There’s no secret that I have a man-crush on Elon Musk.

Tesla makes the Model S, which is the best-selling luxury car of the past year–and completely electric.

It already goes 0-60 in 4.2 seconds, which is equal to the Ferrari 612 Scaglietti–which they stopped selling in 2010.

But my man Musk decided that wasn’t fast enough.

The Tesla Model S P85 D is their newest car, which has the following insane stats:

  • all-wheel drive
  • has TWO electric motors
  • 691!!!!! horsepower
  • 0-60 in 3.2 seconds.

That’s faster than a Lamborghini Reventon.

which is faster than a jet

Let me remind you–this car has four doors.

The engine is electric. ELECTRIC.

All of this power for…$120,000.

For that much, you can’t buy the best Porsche.

You can barely buy a base-model Mercedes S-Class.

This is currently the fastest, most powerful sedan money can buy.

And we’re not talking about a supercharged V12 S65 AMG.

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In three years, Tesla has managed to make an exceptionally good sedan and the first successful all-electric luxury car.

And now they’ve improved upon the formula and made the first all-electric four-door supercar.

It’s never been a better time in history to be a car guy.